Joke Thread II

[dzj]

 

[Morag Jones]

A cross-eyed teacher cannot control his pupils.

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[dzj]

 

[SamG340]

 

[SamG340]

 

[Pineapple]

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Woman on Death Row - I've aready eaten that; but I'd like steak, egg & chips for my next one !

 

[dzj]

B&Q to host birthday parties for men aged 45 and up​

 

[Thingybob]

B&Q to host birthday parties for men aged 45 and up​

But you might have to wait a couple of months till its back in stock

 

[Thingybob]

Also just started THE IKEA ESCAPE ROOM.

 

[IZZY]

Also just started THE IKEA ESCAPE ROOM.

Take a tip from the wise . DON'T GO THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE !! Flat packed hell on earth.

 

[MikeK]

 

[dzj]

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Little Albert 2.0

 

[SamG340]

 

[SamG340]

B&Q to host birthday parties for men aged 45 and up​

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news...parties-for-men-aged-45-and-up-20220613222170

 

[IZZY]

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news...parties-for-men-aged-45-and-up-20220613222170

Come on guys which aisle would you choose? I can't choose one in my local store because it doesn't seem to have a lingerie aisle but I'm told that some others do.

 

[Pedronicus]

 

[Bob Chapman]

I passed this on to my son who dismissed it as too unbelievable. ‘Bathe in the sun’? In Scotland?

 

[SamG340]

Come on guys which aisle would you choose? I can't choose one in my local store because it doesn't seem to have a lingerie aisle but I'm told that some others do.

A B&Q's lingerie section. It doesn't bear thinking about