Joke Thread II

[SamG340]

JB is much better than star wars...

Justin Beaver ?

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Just for my further "edification" Phil, just HOW did you know it's "International Star Wars Day" please?

Lighten up a bit. I don't recall anyone's being surprised when someone mentioned it on 4/5. You didn't know? Fine. It doesn't matter one iota. Don't let it spoil your day. Stop digging.

 

[paulrbarnard]

 

[Morag Jones]

 

[SamG340]

 

[stuart little]

I'm sure nobody has missed it but ........ 4 th.... fork... force. If there is another joke in there I'm sorry.

Four candles????

 

[Amateur]

Good lord. Folk are slow. May 4th is International Star Wars Day, as in “ May the Force be with you”. Think about it. If you are still lost, stop reading now and move on to the next comment.

The painting is a modified version of “American Gothic” by Grant Wood American Gothic - Grant Wood (American, 1891-1942) - Google Arts & Culture

The heads have been replaced with two major Star Wars characters, Princess Leia Organa (played by Carrie Fisher) and Governor Tarkin (played by Peter Cushing).

It’s a JOKE.

Just love descriptive jokes.
Whats Star Wars though?

 

[stuart little]

Justin Beaver ?

Who?

 

[AES]

Lighten up a bit. I don't recall anyone's being surprised when someone mentioned it on 4/5. You didn't know? Fine. It doesn't matter one iota. Don't let it spoil your day. Stop digging.

You are of course quite right Phil. I stand corrected, thanks.

 

[Jameshow]

A wealthy merchant of 84 married a 25 year old fashion model. They had a wonderful honeymoon in Aruba but, unfortunately, the old boy suffered a coronary and was hospitalized.
When his young wife came to see him, the old man said, "Sweetheart, your future has been taken care of regardless of what happens to me. You will have an income of $250,000 a year, my home in Palm Springs, my ranch in Texas, my Mercedes. You'll never need to worry about money."
"Oh, sweetheart, please don't talk that way," his young wife exclaimed. "You've been so good to me already. If you go, I'll be devastated. Oh, there must be something I can do to help you. Please, tell me what I can do?"
"Well," the old man gasped, "you can quit pinching the inlet tube to my oxygen supply for starters."

 

[kinverkid]

 

[dzj]

 

[Vann]

JB is much better than star wars...

YOU'VE GOT TO BE JOKING!!!

Oh, sorry, in this thread you've got to be joking .

Cheers, Vann.

 

[Jameshow]

YOU'VE GOT TO BE JOKING!!!

Oh, sorry, in this thread you've got to be joking .

Cheers, Vann.

I tell my sons this marvel and SW stuff is not real unlike JB stuff... I escape to the shed before it kicks off!

 

[OCtoolguy]

Thanks for the explanation. I've never seen Star Wars, therefore to me it wasn't a joke.

Me neither but I've stayed up on most stuff.

 

[nickds1]

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Tragically, we had exactly this with our pointer:


Thus was while I was working in the Gulf (Dubai/Oman) and one of our sons sent me the photo of what the dog had done. It also ate another sofa...

 

[mikej460]

Joke Thread III anyone....anyone?

 

[TRITON]

 

[dzj]

 

[Kittyhawk]

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Don't know about anybody else, but now I've got that darned tune stuck in my brain...