Joke Thread II

[Vann]

"A man is as old as the woman he feels"...

And he said '12'. I'm calling the cops

Cheers, Vann.

 

[SamG340]

And he said '12'. I'm calling the cops

Cheers, Vann.

 

[JimJay]

And he said '12'. I'm calling the cops

Cheers, Vann.

You'd be amazed at how many countries there are where that is perfectly legal....

 

[Linus]

By my last count 23 posts without a single joke

 

[Phil Pascoe]

24

 

[Jameshow]

24

25......

 

[Doug B]

 

[Jameshow]

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Reminds me of a pond in Devon where they had put 3 wide beam canal boats as holiday lets!

 

[IZZY]

Yea Im jealous ! Also bit envious of your bus pass bets that's useful

I refused my bus pass when I discovered that they don't pick me up at my door.

 

[dzj]

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[Thingybob]

OK, I'll start (again!) Thingybob.

I DID understand OMD, 'onest, but what I didn't understand was the piccy joke a few posts above the OMD, which showed some "cook fella" (forget his name) with a picture of a pizza, with, I think, bits of sliced banana on top. And the cook fella was calling the police!

So what was THAT all about? Was it "just" that you don't normally put sliced banana on pizza? (But if you can have pineapple on pizza, why not banana)? But anyway, if that was really the "joke" then I must say I found it pretty weak (not that anyone should care about that)!

Gordon Ramsey

 

[user 38384]

 

[Stan]

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you.

 

[Robbo3]

 

[Pineapple]

By my last count 23 posts without a single joke
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Quite the opposite - In the modern version, the tourist-dependent towns & villages get to loot you - the "Visitors"

 

[JimJay]

Quite the opposite - In the modern version, the tourist-dependent towns & villages get to loot you - the "Visitors"

While deriding the grockles they're looting, of course

 

[Vann]

By my last count 23 posts without a single joke

My post (just three above yours) was intended to be humourous.

Cheers, Vann.

 

[SamG340]

 

[stuart little]

Yea Im jealous ! Also bit envious of your bus pass bets that's useful

Not very useful when you want to get an 8x4 sheet or 4.2m 2x4 !! IF you can afford any that is.

 

[stuart little]

OK, I'll start (again!) Thingybob.

I DID understand OMD, 'onest, but what I didn't understand was the piccy joke a few posts above the OMD, which showed some "cook fella" (forget his name) with a picture of a pizza, with, I think, bits of sliced banana on top. And the cook fella was calling the police!

So what was THAT all about? Was it "just" that you don't normally put sliced banana on pizza? (But if you can have pineapple on pizza, why not banana)? But anyway, if that was really the "joke" then I must say I found it pretty weak (not that anyone should care about that)!

Same here, 'you're not alone'.