Joke Thread II

[OCtoolguy]

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He better go back to the mop bucket.

 

[user 38384]

 

[J-G]

If that had been Bagpipes it would make more sense

 

[Jameshow]

If that had been Bagpipes it would make more sense

Or vile din.....

 

[OCtoolguy]

If that had been Bagpipes it would make more sense

When I was 8 years old, my parents asked me if I wanted to learn a musical instrument. I told them yes, a guitar. So they bought me an accordian. I've hated them ever since and I'm now 79. That's a strong dislike for sure.

 

[Just4Fun]

If that had been Bagpipes it would make more sense

A gentleman is someone who can play the bagpipes, but doesn't.

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Perfect pitch - a banjo in a skip from thirty yards.

 

[J-G]

When I was 8 years old, my parents asked me if I wanted to learn a musical instrument. I told them yes, a guitar. So they bought me an accordian. I've hated them ever since and I'm now 79. That's a strong dislike for sure.

We each have our own pet hate - as a dancer I consider that there are some excellent Tangos played on the Accordion - but no 'real' dances (only 'reel' ) played on the Bagpipe!

 

[dzj]

 

[JimJay]

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The adults use those here - my pa-in-law's moonshine is excellent

We've been gradually working our way through 3/4 of a ton of it, some of which has been maturing in oak barrels for over 20 years....

 

[dzj]

The adults use those here - my pa-in-law's moonshine is excellent

We've been gradually working our way through 3/4 of a ton of it, some of which has been maturing in oak barrels for over 20 years....

Same here. It's quite legal and many people do it.
My grandfather had two stills and half of his village would be making brandy/ rakia at the farm.
From early summer to late autumn 24/7.

 

[Alex H]

Chinese takeaway - £30
Tip - £5
Getting home to find they forgot part of your order - Riceless.

 

[Sandyn]

but no 'real' dances (only 'reel' ) played on the Bagpipe!

You are just out of touch with modern music for example!!

 

[SamG340]

You are just out of touch with modern music for example!!

My ears are bleeding

 

[J-G]

You are just out of touch with modern music for example!!

I'm rather pleased that that didn't 'Auto-Start' !! I was able to close the page before hearing any sound (notice I didn't say 'music'!!)

 

[AES]

You are just out of touch with modern music for example!!

Purely a matter of personal taste. I LIKE the bagpipes, you don't. So what.

 

[IZZY]

You are just out of touch with modern music for example!!

How on earth can the sound of a sack of cats being beaten to death be classed as music. I'm surprised the RSPCA ( cat div) weren't called.

 

[stuart little]

Or vile din.....

OR RECORDER!

 

[SamG340]

Purely a matter of personal taste. I LIKE the bagpipes, you don't. So what.

Well you're entitled to your own opinion, it happens to be wrong lol... But you're entitled to it

 

[Alex H]