Joke Thread II

[user 38384]

 

[flying haggis]

I just cannot see how anyone thinks that three bits of wood fixed together are worth that much

 

[flying haggis]

 

[Amateur]

 

[Doug B]

 

[dzj]

 

[Amateur]

I just cannot see how anyone thinks that three bits of wood fixed together are worth that much

Maybe its because your undercharging?
Notice he doesnt put ..***.and 99p.

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[treeturner123]

Not the way the England Team play it!!

Phil

 

[Cordy]

I got up this morning, got dressed and fed the dogs. After that, I took them for a walk and while I was out I met my neighbour.

He was somewhat embarrassed to admit that he had heard all the grunting coming from our bedroom earlier but said it was great that a couple of our age were still having early morning sex.

I didn't have the heart to tell him that was just me putting my socks on...

 

[JimJay]

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Only if he follows the Scottish "kilt tradition", otherwise all he'd see is the guy's underpants.. .

 

[JimJay]

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Of course, the last man in the side that's in is never out - stop trying to confuse people!

 

[dzj]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Pedronicus]

 

[Alex H]

 

[RobinBHM]

 

[Fidget]

An oldy but a goody!

 

[RobinBHM]

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this is the best political cartoon Ive seen in a long time

 

[RobinBHM]