Joke Thread II

[user 38384]

 

[JimJay]

I suggest that you have never felt the emotion 'Hate' - had you done so you would never concider the word in that light.

With the greatest of respect, what I explained previously isn't what I consider the word to mean, it's simply one of its recognised meanings in the English language. Any "emotion" which that fact may give rise to has nothing to do with linguistics or my original comment; if you choose to go off on a tangent, that's down to you, and it certainly has nothing to do with Jokes...or having a sense of the ridiculous. I use words in accordance with what they actually mean, not with what I think they mean or what I'd like them to mean - you might perhaps consider a similar approach...

 

[Johnwa]

Gentlemen, this is a woodworking forum not a place for airing your views on social issues. I believe (could be wrong) that there is another part of this forum for people who wish to change the world and make their political feelings known. Please leave this part of the forum to woodworking questions, go to the spleen venters part and use it!

 

[Phil Pascoe]

It is actually under "general chat", John. No one is forcing you to read it.

(That said, it is a little off tack.)

 

[Keefy.]

Thats it joke thread gone off on walkies again, Im off to see if there is a sharpening thread for a laugh

Joke Thread 3 ,anyone?
No offence intended.

 

[Tom K]

Don’t you just hate it when threads get derailed? Bravo to Jim Jay for not correcting that spelling mistake too!

 

[Linus]

If I may, perhaps I could propose some simple guidelines for the "joke thread"? Moderators - if I am out of order please advise accordingly.

1. If you have a joke or humorous cartoon that you think is worthy of sharing, please do post it on this thread.
2. If you don't understand any item, a simple emoji will suffice. The OP can then explain as necessary.
3. If you like/dislike any item then please click on the like icon and choose the appropriate love/hate emoji only. Please do not comment. If the item is distasteful I am sure the moderator will take appropriate steps to correct the issue.
4. If you really feel that an item deserves discussion/debate/castigation/capital punishment etc., please raise a separate thread accordingly so that others may ignore/join in as they see fit, without spoiling the enjoyment of those who read the joke thread for it's levity and brevity alone.

Lastly, please accept my apologies for commenting in the joke thread! I considered posting this as a separate thread but I felt it important and relevant to post it here. I shall endeavour not to repeat the offence.

 

[Thingybob]

It is actually under "general chat", John. No one is forcing you to read it.

(That said, it is a little off tack.)

Tack more like a ruddy 6 inch nail

 

[Jester129]

'Track' and 'Consider'.......sorry, couldn't resist it! Please take with a light heart.

 

[Tris]

6 inch nailing to starboard?

 

[bushwhaker]

Why i have trust issue.
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Iceland

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Greenland

 

[Garden Shed Projects]

What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?






Ian……..

 

[Amateur]

 

[user 38384]

 

[Thingybob]

6 inch nailing to starboard?

Oooh you are nautical

 

[Noel]

Happy Ron Pickering day.
7th anniversary

Who?

 

[Phil Pascoe]

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My grandmother had a footstool which started life as kitchen stool ...

 

[stuart little]

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Ahhh, poor Kermit!

What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?






Ian……..

Heyy guys, even I got that one!

 

[Amateur]

 

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