Joke Thread 5

[Amateur]

 

[Amateur]

Squirrel tail make excellent tail or wing hair for fishing fly's.

I read in Trout and Salmon years ago that pheromones produced by pubic hair from women was an excellent attractor for salmon.
Not realising the pubic hairs had to be cut and tied to the fly first, I broke three rods trying to cast the wife into the river.

 

[Thingybob]

Well you made me laugh my pet hate is squirrels they pinch all my nuts!!!!

Do they leave the bolts though