I actually thought that was the point. The resistor was futile.
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ey_tony
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sploo
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Dammit. You're right. And that means I didn't get the joke.
I will hand in my man card in shame and retreat
bushwhaker
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An engineer died and reported to the pearly gates. An newly anointed angel, filling in for St. Peter, checked his dossier and grimly said, "Ah, you're an engineer; you're in the wrong place."
So the engineer was cast down to the gates of hell and was let in. Pretty soon, the engineer became gravely dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and began designing and building improvements. After a while, the underworld had air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators, and the engineer was becoming a pretty popular guy among the demons.
One day, God called Satan up on the telephone and asked with a sneer,
"So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan laughed and replied,
"Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God's face clouded over and he exploded,
"What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake; he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan shook his head,
"No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God was as mad as he had ever been,
"This is not the way things are supposed to work and you know it. Send him back up here or I'll sue!"
Satan laughed, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
So the engineer was cast down to the gates of hell and was let in. Pretty soon, the engineer became gravely dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and began designing and building improvements. After a while, the underworld had air conditioning, flush toilets, and escalators, and the engineer was becoming a pretty popular guy among the demons.
One day, God called Satan up on the telephone and asked with a sneer,
"So, how's it going down there in hell?"
Satan laughed and replied,
"Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God's face clouded over and he exploded,
"What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake; he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."
Satan shook his head,
"No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."
God was as mad as he had ever been,
"This is not the way things are supposed to work and you know it. Send him back up here or I'll sue!"
Satan laughed, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
bushwhaker
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John Brown
Freeloading Social media influenza
If only it worked...
A group of men in the pub discussing a press article about the length of the male todger.
One bloke said," I got mine caught in my zip, the most excruciating pain I've ever experienced.
I will never,ever buy a pair of those side zip shoes again.
All fell about laughing beer splattering everywhere.
One bloke said," I got mine caught in my zip, the most excruciating pain I've ever experienced.
I will never,ever buy a pair of those side zip shoes again.
All fell about laughing beer splattering everywhere.
Sachakins
The most wasted of days is one without woodwork
Sachakins
The most wasted of days is one without woodwork
Sadly it's a perfect copy of the users original!
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