Joke Thread 5

[SammyQ]

Jeez...Otto Korrwrecktt went town on that one! I was in a hurry and didn't notice...GAD!!
MILLIGAN.
MY PART IN HIS DOWNFALL

Amazingly, "circumcision" got through unscathed; I'd half expected to receive a reprimand.

Thanks Tris.

 

[Doug B]

 

[Doug B]

Sever Weather Warning!!

The AA have warned that anyone travelling in icy conditions should take a shovel, blankets/sleeping bag, extra clothing including scarf, hat & gloves.
24 hour supply of food & drinks, de-icer, rock salt, torch, spare battery, petrol can, first aid kit & jumps leads.


You should have seen the looks I got when I got on the bus.

 

[ey_tony]

 

[Vulcan]

 

[Vulcan]

Where’s Gromit?

 

[Mick p]

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Picture number two looks like Lewis Hamilton on the left

 

[SammyQ]

Where’s Gromit?

WRONG on so many levels...

 

[Cobbs]

WRONG on so many levels...

Couldn't agree more - holes is Wensleydale???

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Cobbs]

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If only that was a joke.

 

[GuitardoctorW7]

Jeez...Otto Korrwrecktt went town on that one! I was in a hurry and didn't notice...GAD!!
MILLIGAN.
MY PART IN HIS DOWNFALL

Amazingly, "circumcision" got through unscathed; I'd half expected to receive a reprimand.

Thanks Tris.

Reprimand? or a tip off

 

[Vulcan]

I’d quite like one of these, but there’s a certain group of professionals, without a sense of humour, that you definitely don’t want coming to your door!

 

[Vulcan]

WRONG on so many levels...

 

[SammyQ]

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Ahh yes, the slight iconoclast Cleese. Broadly, I agree, but it does then get diverted by consideration of types of humour. Belly laugh, juxtapositional (thank you, Alexi Sayle), whether you consider mocking disabilities as 'humour', .
Humour expressed as approval of killing, depictions of blood flow ( see early Monty Python!), poorly executed parodies of gently satirical and well produced comedies just doesn't cut it. Gawd, "cut it"? Sorry.

 

[Vulcan]

Ahh yes, the slight iconoclast Cleese. Broadly, I agree, but it does then get diverted by consideration of types of humour. Belly laugh, juxtapositional (thank you, Alexi Sayle), whether you consider mocking disabilities as 'humour', .
Humour expressed as approval of killing, depictions of blood flow ( see early Monty Python!), poorly executed parodies of gently satirical and well produced comedies just doesn't cut it. Gawd, "cut it"? Sorry.

You’ll get over it.