Joke Thread 5

[SammyQ]

Jeez...Otto Korrwrecktt went town on that one! I was in a hurry and didn't notice...GAD!!
MILLIGAN.
MY PART IN HIS DOWNFALL

Amazingly, "circumcision" got through unscathed; I'd half expected to receive a reprimand.

Thanks Tris.

 

[Doug B]

 

[Doug B]

Sever Weather Warning!!

The AA have warned that anyone travelling in icy conditions should take a shovel, blankets/sleeping bag, extra clothing including scarf, hat & gloves.
24 hour supply of food & drinks, de-icer, rock salt, torch, spare battery, petrol can, first aid kit & jumps leads.


You should have seen the looks I got when I got on the bus.

 

[ey_tony]