Joke Thread 5
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Jaco
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My wife sent me a text that said, "Your Great"
So, naturally, I wrote back, "No, you're great."
She's been walking around all day happy and smiling.
Should I tell her I was just correcting her grammar or leave it????
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"Yesterday my wife ran off with my best friend Mike."
"Since when was Mike your best friend???"
"Since yesterday???"
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"I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes, so she hugged me???"
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Saw a flying saucer today.
It appeared right after the flying cup my wife threw at me.
So, naturally, I wrote back, "No, you're great."
She's been walking around all day happy and smiling.
Should I tell her I was just correcting her grammar or leave it????
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"Yesterday my wife ran off with my best friend Mike."
"Since when was Mike your best friend???"
"Since yesterday???"
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"I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes, so she hugged me???"
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Saw a flying saucer today.
It appeared right after the flying cup my wife threw at me.
Jaco
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Jaco
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Doug B
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selectortone
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My wife ran off with the dog. God, I miss that dog.
bushwhaker
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