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Confessional

A drunken man staggers into a catholic church and sits down in a confession box but says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing.

The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final atempt to get the man to speak.

Finally the drunk replies - "No use knockin' mate - there's no paper in this one either".
 

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