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RobinBHM
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Jaco
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A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his grandmother
asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location..
Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony,
he cuts a photo in half and mails it.
The next day he discovers that he had accidentally sent the
bottom half of the photo. He's really worried but then
remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is,
and hopes she won't notice.
A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his Grandmother.
It says: "Thank you for the picture.
Change your hairstyle... it makes your nose look too small."
Love, Grandma
asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new location..
Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony,
he cuts a photo in half and mails it.
The next day he discovers that he had accidentally sent the
bottom half of the photo. He's really worried but then
remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is,
and hopes she won't notice.
A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his Grandmother.
It says: "Thank you for the picture.
Change your hairstyle... it makes your nose look too small."
Love, Grandma
John Brown
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Chris152
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A transcript of that would sit well in some of the Off Topic discussions.
SammyQ
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My favourite was Hannah Fry saying, with a cheeky grin at the camera, "well who doesn't like a bit of ginger?"
Doug B
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Socks just don’t last like they used to. I had to have some for my birthday as well.
Jaco
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Life just gets better as you get older, doesn’t it?
I was in a coffee shop recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realised that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so, to get relief and reduce embarrassment, I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better.
I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my IPod..
This is what happens when senior citizens use technology!
I was in a coffee shop recently when my stomach started rumbling and I realised that I desperately needed to fart. The place was packed but the music was really loud so, to get relief and reduce embarrassment, I timed my farts to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better.
I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my IPod..
This is what happens when senior citizens use technology!
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