Joke Thread 5

[Phil Pascoe]

 

[Phil Pascoe]

 

[artie]

Is that your final answer?

yes.
1278 Guineas would be £1341 and 18s


Edit to add

£1278 an 18s would be 1218 guineas.

 

[John Brown]

yes.
1278 Guineas would be £1341 and 18s


Edit to add

£1278 an 18s would be 1218 guineas.

Yes. That's what I said.

 

[John Brown]

yes.
1278 Guineas would be £1341 and 18s


Edit to add

£1278 an 18s would be 1218 guineas.

I think I see the problem, I thought your arithmetic was faulty, but it's your reading.
To be fair, a 7 and a 1 could be confused on a small screen.

 

[artie]

I think I see the problem, I thought your arithmetic was faulty, but it's your reading.
To be fair, a 7 and a 1 could be confused on a small screen.

Just so long as I'm wrong eh.

 

[John Brown]

Just so long as I'm wrong eh.

?? You were wrong, I'm graciously accepting that it's easy to mistake a 1 for a 7. What's your beef?

 

[artie]

?? You were wrong, I'm graciously accepting that it's easy to mistake a 1 for a 7. What's your beef?

no beef

 

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