Joke Thread 5

[Robbo3]

 

[Phil Pascoe]

 

[Amateur]

 

[Doug B]

 

[ColinDeVelen]

 

[GuitardoctorW7]

Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day.

Wendy

 

[Chubber]

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Hutzul]

When a farmer puts out a warning sign in Great Orton this evening.


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Glad it's not an instruction !!

 

[Doug B]

 

[Jaco]

A doctor says to his patient, ‘I have bad news and worse news’. ‘Oh dear, what’s the bad news?’ asks the patient. The doctor replies, ‘You only have 24 hours to live’. ‘That’s terrible’, said the patient. ‘How can the news possibly be worse?’ The doctor replies, ‘I’ve been trying to contact you since yesterday’.

 

[Jaco]

 

[kinverkid]

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I have actually had breakfast there. Really.

 

[treeturner123]

I have actually had breakfast there. Really.

Obviously not a vegetarian one then!

Phil

 

[Vulcan]

 

[Vulcan]

 

[John Brown]

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Yes, I know it's supposed to be a joke, but where in the world would that actually happen, apart from in a vegan restaurant?
I'm a dedicated carnivore, by the way.