Joke Thread 5

[Stan]

Two old ladies were sitting in their deck chairs on a beach one sunny afternoon, when a streaker ran past.
One had a stroke........


...... the other couldn't reach.

 

[Vulcan]

 

[artie]

Not really a joke......

 

[John Brown]

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Not really a joke......

Wasn't that funny the first time.

 

[Doug B]

 

[artie]

Wasn't that funny the first time.

oops Am I a day late again?

 

[dzj]

 

[artie]

 

[dzj]

 

[MikeJhn]

A Farmer in Yorkshire sees a bloke drinking from his stream and shouts;
"Ey up cock! Tha dunt wanna be drinkin watta from theer, it's full o hoss water an cow dung!"
The man shouts back,
"I'm sorry what was that? I'm from London, can you speak bit clearer please."
The Farmer replies,
"IF YOU USE TWO HANDS YOU WONT SPILL ANY!"

 

[MikeJhn]

 

[John Brown]

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Wasn't that funny the first time...

 

[Doug B]

Book for sale

 

[Vulcan]

oops Am I a day late again?

Nah, he’s just in a bad mood! 🤣

 

[Stan]

A balanced diet is a pint in each hand.