niemeyjt
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Yes, you need to look how far the top of the square root symbol goes - it does not cover the exclamation mark - so it is square root of 9, (i.e.3), factorial - not the square root of '9 factorial'.
Clever though.
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There are 10 types of people, the type who think jokes about binary are funny, and the other 9, who don't, but are too polite to say so.
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Ah the famous Sphinctus Prodder centurion of the Roman legions
Amused on a recent visit to Pompeii. Someone has had the idea of taking the positional frescoes from the brothel and making them into holograms, so as you tilt them the relevant actions are performed!
Much hilarity in the gift shop
A little girl walks into a pet shop with her mum.
She says to the shopkeeper "excuthe me, do you have any widdle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper is enchanted, he gets down on his knees to speak to her and says, " do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft fwuffy bwack wabbit, or one like the widdle brown one just over there? "
At this point mummy bends down and whispers in the shop keeper's ear, " I don't think her pet python is really going to give a s**t, do you? "
She says to the shopkeeper "excuthe me, do you have any widdle wabbits?"
The shopkeeper is enchanted, he gets down on his knees to speak to her and says, " do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft fwuffy bwack wabbit, or one like the widdle brown one just over there? "
At this point mummy bends down and whispers in the shop keeper's ear, " I don't think her pet python is really going to give a s**t, do you? "
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Jaco
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A man in London walked into the produce section of his local Tesco supermarket and asked to buy half a head of cabbage.
The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of cabbage. The man was insistent that the boy ask the manager about the matter.
Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, "Some old ******* wants to buy a half a head of cabbage."
As he finished his sentence, he turned around to find that the man was standing right behind him, so he quickly added, "and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half."
The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way.
Later, the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier, we like people who can think on their feet here, where are you from son?"
"New Zealand, Sir" the boy replied.
"Why did you leave New Zealand ?" the manager asked.
The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but prostitutes and rugby players there.
"Is that right?" replied the manager," My wife is from New Zealand !"
"Really?" replied the boy, "Who did she play for?"
The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of cabbage. The man was insistent that the boy ask the manager about the matter.
Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, "Some old ******* wants to buy a half a head of cabbage."
As he finished his sentence, he turned around to find that the man was standing right behind him, so he quickly added, "and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half."
The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way.
Later, the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier, we like people who can think on their feet here, where are you from son?"
"New Zealand, Sir" the boy replied.
"Why did you leave New Zealand ?" the manager asked.
The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but prostitutes and rugby players there.
"Is that right?" replied the manager," My wife is from New Zealand !"
"Really?" replied the boy, "Who did she play for?"
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