Joke Thread 4 (closed).

[AlvyChippie]

 

[AlvyChippie]

 

[AlvyChippie]

 

[AlvyChippie]

 

[AlvyChippie]

 

[Cozzer]

You will be in trouble when she works it out, you naughty boy

Yes, and I'm trying to keep a low profile at present anyway.
I'm waiting for the postman to drop something off that I don't want her to see....my Xmas present to me.
I'll use the old ruse of leaving it around in full view, and then when spotted, claim "Oh, I've had that for years!"

 

[Cozzer]

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Come on, Stu.....where are ya?

 

[stuart little]

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Come on, Stu.....where are ya?

Here's looking back atcha!

 

[Doug B]

 

[Fergie 307]

Yes, and I'm trying to keep a low profile at present anyway.
I'm waiting for the postman to drop something off that I don't want her to see....my Xmas present to me.
I'll use the old ruse of leaving it around in full view, and then when spotted, claim "Oh, I've had that for years!"

Ah yes the old "what, that old thing". Get away with it mainly because the local Evri lady, who delivers all the missus stuff, is here so often I'm surprised she isn't on the electoral roll at our house

 

[Cozzer]

Everybody seems to remember cabbie Fred Housego winning TV's Mastermind quiz all those years ago.

Apparently all the contestants were allowed a dummy run-through before recording, in order for them to get used to the lighting, cameras, etc.

In early "rehearsals" the TV crew had a lot of problems with Fred, until they turned the famous black chair around 180 degrees, so he could answer the questions over his left shoulder.....

 

[Suffolk Brian]

Yes, and I'm trying to keep a low profile at present anyway.
I'm waiting for the postman to drop something off that I don't want her to see....my Xmas present to me.
I'll use the old ruse of leaving it around in full view, and then when spotted, claim "Oh, I've had that for years!"

Been there, done that……..

 

[Cordy]

@Cozzer
...cabbie Fred Housego..

Took me a minute...

 

[Doug B]

 

[Amateur]

Yes, and I'm trying to keep a low profile at present anyway.
I'm waiting for the postman to drop something off that I don't want her to see....my Xmas present to me.
I'll use the old ruse of leaving it around in full view, and then when spotted, claim "Oh, I've had that for years!"

Blow up doll? Thai bride?

 

[Amateur]

 

[Cozzer]

Blow up doll? Thai bride?

I have no need of blow up dolls, especially after employing Ping Nying as a housemaid/companion.
Perhaps I should employ another? Maybe Ping has a sister?
But it would cause a problem, of course - Which Thai to put on in the morning.....

 

[Jaco]

 

[Doug B]

 

[bushwhaker]

In a recent study, the government doctors who were conducting studies on test drugs administered weekly doses of Viagra to an equal number of engineers and lawyers.
While the majority of the engineers achieved enhanced sexual prowess, the lawyers simply grew taller.