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Did you hear about the Christmas cake on display in the British Museum? It was Stollen.

Why is Elon Musk’s Christmas dinner so awkward? He can’t stop talking about his X.

Why aren’t any schools allowed to put on a nativity this year? They couldn’t find a stable building.

What impact will the 20mph speed limit in Wales have on the charts this year? Chris Rea will be driving home for Easter

What’s the difference between The Polar Express and HS2? One’s a fantasy about a train and the other’s a film with Tom Hanks.
 
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