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If anybody wants to talk to me about my shoddy joinery and carpentry work…

well, my door’s always open.

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Jameshow

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Blackswanwood said:
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My wife ordered a new broomstick today at least she's mobile again..!

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Doug B

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woodhutt

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Little known fact:
Richard Gere's Dad, Gottler, was a famous Swedish ventriloquist.

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