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Happy New year.
Went for a walk with the wife this morning.
Extremely cold and I forgot to take my gloves.
"My hands are feezing"I told her
"Put them in your pockets" she said.
" Not what you suggested when we were courting?"
"What did I say then?"
You asked if Id like to stick them down the front of your nickers to get them warmed up"
"I did not, I'd never say anything as crude as that.
Funny how memories change with women.
 
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Happy New year.
Went for a walk with the wife this morning.
Extremely cold and I forgot to take my gloves.
"My hands are feezing"I told her
"Put them in your pockets" she said.
" Not what you suggested when we were courting?"
"What did I say then?"
You asked if Id like to stick them down the front of your nickers to get them warmed up"
"I did not, I'd never say anything as crude as that.
Funny how memories change with women.
What if your ears got cold....
 
When older people say, "Enjoy them while they are young."

They're talking about your knees & hips, not your kids.



Every time I get something stuck in my throat, I dislodge it by drinking a pint of lager.

It's known as the Heineken manoeuvre.
 
? Course you can, it's common knowledge, but where's the joke in that?
Perhaps the joke is there but you just dont see it because you will admit, you dont get all of them now do you ?.
So keeping that thought in mind, the joke could be very very funny indeed. Could it not ?.

Similar to the "Why did the Chicken cross the road" *
Now, accepting that point would be a logical approach, so therefore the joke is funny.



* Incidentally, it was egged on.
 
Perhaps the joke is there but you just dont see it because you will admit, you dont get all of them now do you ?.
So keeping that thought in mind, the joke could be very very funny indeed. Could it not ?.

Similar to the "Why did the Chicken cross the road" *
Now, accepting that point would be a logical approach, so therefore the joke is funny.



* Incidentally, it was egged on.
That's a bad yolk,

And that was my poultry attempt at humour

Sorry,

I shell get my coat....
 
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