Joke Thread 4 (closed).

[Phill05]

Love Of Life

O'h gosh no, the locals used to call him "Little ow'd lad"

 

[Doug B]

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

 

[Thingybob]

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What so soon

 

[Robbo3]

 

[Alex H]

 

[stuart little]

LOL ?

Lots of Laughs

 

[stuart little]

Yes, and first day at work at a rural builders yard, my friend got sent to the local hardware store to get a box of skyhooks.
(Again, true - and not me!)

What about the LH screwdriver & LH hammer, & a Long 'weight'?

 

[Cordy]

Did you know that If you took every vein and artery out of a human body and put them all in a line,

you’d end up in Broadmoor

 

[jrm688]

One place I worked they sent the new guy out to the boiler house for a bucket of steam to clean the grease off the forklift.

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

 

[Amateur]

One place I worked they sent the new guy out to the boiler house for a bucket of steam to clean the grease off the forklift.

And as an apprentice the boss sent the new fork lift truck driver to shipping to pick up a huge steel roller for a printing press.
Two hours later he returned empty handed and told the boss, " The manager at the Ship Inn, has no idea why he'd have a steel roller of ours"

 

[woodhutt]

 

[woodhutt]

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Again? Have you stopped taking your meds again?

 

[Alex H]

 

[MikeJhn]

Lots of Laughs

I always understood it to mean "Laugh out loud", unlike my OH who thought it meant "Lots of Love" and used it in her e-mails to relatives.

 

[John Brown]

I'm with you. Laugh Out Loud.
It annoys me a little, unless you're using morse code.
.-.. --- .-..
Mind you, when people say it, I'm with Larry David.

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

Again? Have you stopped taking your meds again?

Not at all.
In fact, after being taken out by a thing on a E bike, I am many more happy pils.