Many years ago I built a staircase for a chap. He seemed like a nice bloke very friendly, I explained that I could either charge him by the day or if he preferred give him a total for the job. He asked me if I could charge him by hour - At first I didn't know what to say but as he seemed like a nice guy so I explained that I didn't normally work like this; but he asked me again so I agreed and he left me to get on the job.
As the job was coming to the end I asked the client if he was happy with the work and he said he was pleased as punch and it was a nice job. I decided that I would work out his bill and then handed him a bill for the hours worked - now the good bit
He went into his study (it was a large very nice house) and emerged 10 minutes later saying my bill was incorrect - I asked him how he had arrived at that conclusion and he pulled out a large pad of paper which had loads of times and comments written on it. According to his sheet he had wrote down every time I went to the van, loaded my tools, unloaded my tools, suppliers, toilet, cups of tea (he supplied), Tidied up, sharpened a tool, picked my nose or arse etc etc
The Wa***r had been timing me all the time I had been at the job, it was like I was working for a time study place
At this point I hadn't tided up and I still had tools in the house and was now getting seriously p*****d off. I explained that I didn't work to his sheet and that I normally charged by the job or by the day and it was only because he had pestered me to work by the minute! He had the figure down to the nearest pence! I was a bit gob smacked to say the least. I was given the money I then put all my tools in the van and left all the remaining crap where it was. He then asked me if I would be interested in laying some parquet floors for him in a couple of his rooms, I thought about saying no but had a re-think and said yes. He asked if I would do the worked payed by the hour and I said yes fine.
So you don't think I'm crazy or lost the plot, I turn up for the job a few months later and then spend a lovely couple of months doing the floors
By then my hourly rate had gone up quite a bit as well as I explained to the chap I had to revise my rates due to other factors :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Karma always readdresses the balance of nature