Joke thread

[TRITON]

 

[ecokestove]

We went upstairs to see the stars,
I saw Uranus,
and you saw Mars

 

[mikej460]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Cordy]

Accidentally added Matt Hancock as a friend on Facebook

I've just been awarded three government contracts

 

[Woody2Shoes]

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Keef Richards????

 

[Doug B]

 

[mikej460]

 

[gwaithcoed]

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[gcusick]

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Ok, I’ll just have to use four candles

 

[Sachakins]

 

[Bod]

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Thats no joke, it's the truth.

Bod.

 

[Jonzjob]

Thats no joke, it's the truth.

Bod.

Not in England

True with SWMBO though

 

[Ozi]

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My Dad painted the cat footprints across our garage floor in luminous paint - if you did that here you'd have a lighthouse

 

[Cozzer]

Two of life's mysteries....

"This page intentionally left blank"

and an overheard office phone conversation...

"You haven't responded to my urgent fax".
"Sorry, the machine's out of paper. Can you fax some across to me?"
"OK. Will do..."

 

[stuart little]

Two of life's mysteries....

"This page intentionally left blank"

and an overheard office phone conversation...

"You haven't responded to my urgent fax".
"Sorry, the machine's out of paper. Can you fax some across to me?"
"OK. Will do..."

.......,but the page is never blank!!!!

 

[Garden Shed Projects]

It’s a bit like this

 

[Cozzer]

...or, the well-known one, of course, courtesy of Messrs.Microsoft...

"If your keyboard's not working, press F1 to continue" (or words to that effect...)

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Ever had an email asking for your email address?

 

[Cozzer]

.......,but the page is never blank!!!!

erm.....No....
That's right, Stuart....and sort-of my point!