Joke Thread III
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Doug B
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stuart little
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smugdruggler
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Autospeel for ammunition
The_Yellow_Ardvark
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Cozzer
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"Ey up, Paddy! Long time, no see! How's married life treating you?!"
"Oh...OK, I suppose...."
"Cheer up, matey! You can't be regretting marriage already, surely?!"
"Well, it's been three months now, and...y'know....it's getting a bit .....er......strained....."
"Strained? Sorry to hear that, pal. Is it money concerns?"
"Things are a bit tight, true enough. All these cost increases....Ukraine...strikes....mortgages....fuel...."
"Things'll sort out eventually, mate. Just be thankful you've got a good woman at your side...."
"Well, you say that...but lately things are getting to her as well, so other things are being affected too....y'know....bedroom things..."
"Ah. Gotcha. Well, there's more than one way to skin a cat, as they say. Be a little inventive. Roll play...costumes...that kind of thing...."
"Tried it. Didn't go down at all well. Just technique, maybe....."
"Time to be a bit more daring, perhaps. Erm.....have you ever thought of flipping her over, and.....y'know....."
"What?! And risk getting her pregnant along with everything else?!"
"Oh...OK, I suppose...."
"Cheer up, matey! You can't be regretting marriage already, surely?!"
"Well, it's been three months now, and...y'know....it's getting a bit .....er......strained....."
"Strained? Sorry to hear that, pal. Is it money concerns?"
"Things are a bit tight, true enough. All these cost increases....Ukraine...strikes....mortgages....fuel...."
"Things'll sort out eventually, mate. Just be thankful you've got a good woman at your side...."
"Well, you say that...but lately things are getting to her as well, so other things are being affected too....y'know....bedroom things..."
"Ah. Gotcha. Well, there's more than one way to skin a cat, as they say. Be a little inventive. Roll play...costumes...that kind of thing...."
"Tried it. Didn't go down at all well. Just technique, maybe....."
"Time to be a bit more daring, perhaps. Erm.....have you ever thought of flipping her over, and.....y'know....."
"What?! And risk getting her pregnant along with everything else?!"
Why am I not surprised that you posted that.."jokes" about 5 people dying ..not funny at all.The titanic thread has sunk and imploded!!
Jameshow
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The thread had turned political and was closed that's all....Why am I not surprised that you posted that.."jokes" about 5 people dying ..not funny at all.
Blackswanwood
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Doug B
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bushwhaker
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Jameshow
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Has he gone to belarus too?!
bushwhaker
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Who knows whether it is Belarus
Doug B
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Blackswanwood
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10/10 for that one Doug
stuart little
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How did that one get past the censors? If a toourist did it they'd be arrested!
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