Joke Thread II

[MikeK]

Didn't need 'google' - this time!

Had you bothered to check, you would have discovered that apple streusel (Apfel Streusel Kuchen) is also known as apple crumble. It is not the same as apple strudel.

 

[Doug B]

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

 

[flying haggis]

364 Days to Christmas and that ***** across the road has his Christmas tree up already..

 

[dzj]

 

[mikej460]

Thomas The Tank Engine huffed and puffed as he pulled out of Paddington

Paddington rolled over and had a post-coital cigarette....

(I will so miss Mock The Week)

 

[Vann]

OH NO I didn't!

OH YES you did!!

 

[Alex H]

 

[Morty]

Yeah, I know, I was very slow on this one , but the penny did drop about 2hrs later!
Reminds me of Mr. & Mrs Hunt naming their son Michael!!!

Many years ago in the 80s I worked with a petroleum engineer called Richard Head, we used to call him Rick

 

[Yojevol]

Many years ago in the 80s I worked with a petroleum engineer called Richard Head, we used to call him Rick

On a slightly different tack, I once had to deal with a company called Stainless Steel Products and, in particular, their sales director, Mr Rust.
Brian

 

[Thingybob]

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Where's Stuart when you need him

 

[Lazarus]

On a slightly different tack, I once had to deal with a company called Stainless Steel Products and, in particular, their sales director, Mr Rust.
Brian

I dealt with a company called the Anglo Danish Trading Company and their manager, Fanny Filbert, and despite its sound they were NOT a **** company.

 

[AES]

Where's Stuart when you need him

I'm SO glad it's not just me!

 

[Doug B]

 

[Lazarus]

 

[dzj]

Where's Stuart when you need him

Lefties, always after a freebie.

 

[dzj]

 

[Fergie 307]

I dealt with a company called the Anglo Danish Trading Company and their manager, Fanny Filbert, and despite its sound they were NOT a **** company.

And I believe the CEO of the Royal Horticultural Society, is a Mr Weed

 

[Keith Cocker]

And I believe the CEO of the Royal Horticultural Society, is a Mr Weed

He is indeed. Many moons ago I worked at a University. In the Biological Sciences Department there was a Professor Raven and a Dr Codd

 

[Alex H]