Joke Thread II

[Pedronicus]

 

[dzj]

 

[user 38384]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Robbo3]

 

[morqthana]

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[morqthana]

 

[morqthana]

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[dzj]

 

[Keith Cocker]

can copies of this be given out on the beaches in Dover?

It’s a scandal. They come over here in rubber boats to get our writing paper. They will think they are entitled to our pens next.

 

[Thingybob]

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"LETS DO THE TIMEWARP AGAIN "

 

[stuart little]

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[morqthana]

If you eat in Wetherspoons you'll get microwaved food (or oven re-heated). Point is they are "ready meals" - they don't have proper chefs. Pairs with the stale beer well.

 

[stuart little]

Thanks Morq, e only ever been in one ONCE . Some friends visiting took me to breakfast - YUK! That once was enough!

 

[morqthana]

Best pub for food I ever went to (ordinary pubs I mean), was off of Princess Rd in Manchester, after the landlord's wife (who'd been doing the cooking) left him, and rather than lose the lunchtime trade he provided plates and cutlery, and let you bring in your own food from the local chippies/Indians/Chinese/pizza/burgers/kebabs/etc.

 

[bushwhaker]

A 60 years old billionaire marries a hot 25 year old girl...
After honeymoon they throw a party celebrating their marriage...
After a few drinks, billionaire's friends want to know the secret of how he landed 25 yo hottie..
"It's simple" billionaire boasts... "I faked my age"
"Yes, but even for a 40/45 years old guy...she is sensational, what age btw did you tell you are?" A friend asks.
With a smile on his lips billionaire responds "85 years old"

 

[SamG340]

Moving swiftly on before this becomes the pub food appreciation society

 

[John Brown]

American toilet bowls. Say no more...

 

[SamG340]

 

[user 38384]