Joke Thread II

[Alex H]

 

[Alex H]

I asked my wife if I was the only one she’d ever been with.

She replied ’Yes, all the others were nines or tens.’

 

[dzj]

 

[DRC]

You are just out of touch with modern music for example!!

Oh! you mean modern technology and recording not to forget enormous overkill bass and drums. Where would they be without huge bass and drums.

 

[Pedronicus]

 

[Sandyn]

Purely a matter of personal taste. I LIKE the bagpipes, you don't. So what.

Being Scottish, I love bagpipes. Most people who dislike bagpipes haven't heard a properly tuned band playing at competition level. My link was to show that even modern techno music can include bagpipes. Some people dislike bagpipes, that's fine.

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Torturing the tartan octopus?

 

[J-G]

Being Scottish, I love bagpipes. Most people who dislike bagpipes haven't heard a properly tuned band playing at competition level. My link was to show that even modern techno music can include bagpipes. Some people dislike bagpipes, that's fine.

Debbie Wiseman OBE - the Classic fm 'composer in residence' - included the Bagpipe in her composition to celebrate the Queen's Platinum Jubilee - I dread the moment that that section of the work starts!

 

[Droogs]

Torturing the tartan octopus?

My mum told me i would go blind if i did that

 

[AES]

Well you're entitled to your own opinion, it happens to be wrong lol... But you're entitled to it

You're quite right Sam, you ARE wrong - completely ;-) Ha Ha

 

[AES]

Being Scottish, I love bagpipes. Most people who dislike bagpipes haven't heard a properly tuned band playing at competition level. My link was to show that even modern techno music can include bagpipes. Some people dislike bagpipes, that's fine.

No it's not! If "they" don't like 'em, they're wrong! ;-)

 

[Sandyn]

Debbie Wiseman OBE - the Classic fm 'composer in residence' - included the Bagpipe in her composition to celebrate the Queen's Platinum Jubilee - I dread the moment that that section of the work starts!

Best idea is not to listen to it then. Life's too short to suffer things you don't like.

 

[Pedronicus]

 

[Pedronicus]

 

[J-G]

Best idea is not to listen to it then. Life's too short to suffer things you don't like.

Because it is Platinum Jubile Year AND she is their CIR AND I have Classic fm on as 'wallpaper' most of the day, it's difficult to miss it - I DO turn the volume down if I'm close enough, just as I do when they anounce Górecki's : Symphony Nº 3 "Sorrowful Songs" - - even worse than Bagpipes.

 

[dzj]

I'd sooner listen to bagpipes than the Second Viennese lot.

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Because it is Platinum Jubile Year AND she is their CIR AND I have Classic fm on as 'wallpaper' most of the day, it's difficult to miss it - I DO turn the volume down if I'm close enough, just as I do when they anounce Górecki's : Symphony Nº 3 "Sorrowful Songs" - - even worse than Bagpipes.

First piece of "music" played on Classic FM .................... in case you're asked in a pub quiz.

 

[Thingybob]

My mum told me i would go blind if i did that

Just do it till you need glasses

 

[Sandyn]

Because it is Platinum Jubile Year AND she is their CIR AND I have Classic fm on as 'wallpaper' most of the day, it's difficult to miss it - I DO turn the volume down if I'm close enough, just as I do when they anounce Górecki's : Symphony Nº 3 "Sorrowful Songs" - - even worse than Bagpipes.

you won't like Die Antwoord then

 

[Kittyhawk]

Gosh!... all this music stuff. Thank God for diversity is all I can say - and that the world would be a pretty boring place if we all liked the same.
Personally, I enjoy a little classical recorder, portuguese fado, uilleann pipes and most of the classics.
If you don't thats ok. Vive la difference.
Now can someone get back to telling me funny jokes please?