Joke Thread II

[Majimoto]

Being a newby I find this forum a little confusing as yesterday the opening page stated that there were 3 new posts!!!
When I opened it up it was the same as the day before and today the the opening page stated that there were 3 new
posts and then I find there were 17 new posts.
Can anyone explain???

It's a joke thread.

 

[dzj]

 

[Jester129]

 

[stuart little]

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The times this has happened to me using sheet metal guillotines!!! Where's the end gone? - oops!!

 

[kinverkid]

 

[flying haggis]

unshamelessly borrowed from another site

 

[John Brown]

Not really sure what "unshamelessly" means, but most of the stuff here is "borrowed" from another site.

 

[Jameshow]

Not really sure what "unshamelessly" means, but most of the stuff here is "borrowed" from another site.

I would never do that!!!

 

[user 38384]

 

[Doug B]

 

[dangles]

unshamelessly borrowed from another site

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Stuart ask em where the joke is.

 

[Phil Pascoe]

 

[stuart little]

Stuart ask em where the joke is.

Don't need to - 'Brenda' is taking Paddington home after 'platty jubes' party!

 

[dangles]

Don't need to - 'Brenda' is taking Paddington home after 'platty jubes' party!

Laugh, I thought I'd never start
Nearly fell off the commode.

 

[Just4Fun]

I am currently confined to bed with a "not-mild" and "not-severe" case of covid. It is interesting to experience this sort of thing first hand; you learn things that would not occur to you otherwise. For example, when SWMBO asks why I didn't drink the coffee she made then "I think I am getting my sense of taste back" is apparently the wrong answer.

 

[user 38384]

 

[SamG340]

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Wales has a minimum alcohol price

 

[user 38384]

Wales has a minimum alcohol price

Good grief

 

[JimJay]

Wales has a minimum alcohol price

Here in BG, you can get reasonable quaffable wines for 30 bob a two-litre bottle; my favourite good red goes for just over £2 a bottle....

 

[stuart little]

Living on the east coast of Wales, I found out the 'hard way'. A neighbour who shops for me at the local Aldi bought me whisky & pils, when I saw the prices they were £5 more on the whisky & £1 more on pils. By this time the receipt had been binned & Aldi just quoted prices were different in Wale & Scotland, but I'm in England? The following week prices were back to 'normal', & all I got on again contacting Aldi was, "retun the items to store, with receipt, for a fefund", of course by now it had been opened! Several weeks later my neighbour again shopped a bot. of whiskey for me & again it was £5 more, but this time he had gone shopping 'down the road' iin Wales. This was when it became clear to me! Looked like some geography dimwit thought my local Aldi were t'other side of border in Wales & programmed wrong prices.