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Chubber said:
Can you read the bottom line please, Mr Smith?

The very bottom one?

Yes please, if you can..

OK , uh, er. I think it says 'Printed by Wellco medical supplies Ltd'
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I remember reading that cricketer David Gower was actually able to do that!

(Perhaps an in-joke, though...)
 
Thingybob said:
Ah found the guy who can read the last line of the eye test chart
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Yes? :)
Ever since I had both lenses replaced.
Just tell the optician or specialist lets just start at the bottom and not waste time.

Sachakins said:
We all don't have the same 55" monitor you are using🤓
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It is a 600mm screen, but even on the laptop I can still read them :D
 

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