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DrPhill said:
Another party political broadcast for reform uk. Surely we can do better……
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Oh, come on! It's political comment on the joke thread that I object to. If they are political jokes, and they're funny (which this guy certainly is, whatever your politics) then that's fine with me!
 
PhilTilson said:
Oh, come on! It's political comment on the joke thread that I object to. If they are political jokes, and they're funny (which this guy certainly is, whatever your politics) then that's fine with me!
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