Joke Thread 5

Doug B · 2024-12-01T12:26:58+0000

artie · 2024-12-01T14:06:59+0000

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Doug B · 2024-12-01T17:23:17+0000

Hugh M. · 2024-12-01T17:24:00+0000

Phil Pascoe · 2024-12-01T17:47:51+0000

Oh, dear!

ey_tony · 2024-12-01T18:57:40+0000

Robbo3 · 2024-12-02T00:05:40+0000

Stress

You pick up a hitch-hiker; a beautiful girl. Suddenly she faints inside your car and you take her to the hospital. Now that's stressful.

But at the hospital, they say she is pregnant and congratulate you that you're going to be a father. You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are. This is getting very stressful!

You request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father. After the tests are completed, the doctor says the test shows you're infertile, and probably have been since birth. You're extremely stressed but relieved.

And on your way back, you think about your 5 kids at home.

Jaco · 2024-12-02T05:30:58+0000

Rudeness vs Kindness - when perspective and action come together!

I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me honked at me; very upset because I was taking too long to pay.

Wow. “Take the high road,” I thought to myself. So I paid for her food.

As I moved up and she leaned out the window looking all crazy at me, because the cashier told her I paid for her food. She felt embarrassed.

When I got to the second window to get my food, I showed them both receipts and took her food too. I paid for it, it was mine!

Now she has to wait even longer.

She’s gonna learn today you just don't mess with us old people.