Joke Thread 5

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Chubber]

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Doug B]

 

[dzj]

 

[Jaco]

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7 People and 1 cat, quite easy.

Found the camel, took longer than the above one

 

[Doug B]

 

[stuart little]

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Beat you! I found 'em all! Oh, and a dog.

 

[Jaco]

The question was '7 people and a cat'.

They were all easy.
Yes, the dog is there as well as the rabbit.

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Phill05]

PREGNANCY Q & A

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?

A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?

A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's
borderline irrational.

A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labour, but
pressure. Is she right?

A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?

A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is
in labour?

A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?

A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?

A: When the kids have finally left home.

 

[kinverkid]