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OK peeps - I’m struggling with 5, can anyone explain (humorous answers might qualify in this, the joke thread).

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OK peeps - I’m struggling with 5, can anyone explain (humorous answers might qualify in this, the joke thread).

The ! Indicates factorial which in this case is root (9) ie. 3. Factorial 3 is 3 x 2 x 1 = 6, minus 1 hence 5.

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