Joke Thread 4

[Blackswanwood]

 

[MikeJhn]

I suppose it could be funny if I knew who the chap in the middle is I assume some kind of overpaid footballer?

 

[Amateur]

I drew a black indelible line across my forehead where my hair line is.
Twelve months later I found that a gap of several mm had appeared between the black line and my hairline.
This proves men are not going bald. Its just their heads getting bigger.

 

[Amateur]

I suppose it could be funny if I knew who the chap in the middle is I assume some kind of overpaid footballer?

Does this help?

 

[MikeJhn]

Big mouth, semi well cut suite, does not know how to tie a Windsor knot correctly, expensive teeth, but still no clue!

 

[Cobbs]

Big mouth, semi well cut suite, does not know how to tie a Windsor knot correctly, expensive teeth, but still no clue!

Glad I'm not the only one.

 

[Phill05]

Does this help?

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It's that Sugden guy off Emmerdale init.

 

[kinverkid]

 

[Amateur]

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If you look very closely, and I realise its not easy to spot, but times have changed, the neighbours are moving out, and there is talk of new neighbours on the horizon asking for their money back.

 

[Amateur]

Big mouth, semi well cut suite, does not know how to tie a Windsor knot correctly, expensive teeth, but still no clue!

You never played, Guess Who with the kids then.?
Shame on you.

 

[Cozzer]

Replacing phones is much cheaper than replacing wives… DAMHIKT

I've had five wives.







Three of them were mine....

 

[artie]

After 44 years of marriage my wife and I are very much in love.


Just not with each other.

 

[Kittyhawk]

After 44 years of marriage my wife and I are very much in love.


Just not with each other.

And after 50 years of marriage we are still as besotted with each other as we were on the day we wed.
I know on which side of the ledger I'd rather be..

 

[AES]

Does this help?

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@Mike: Likewise! To answer your Q directly Amateur, "Sorry, I heaven't a clue".

And what's more, I'm proud of not knowing ('cos like some others, "If it's football then it just ain't interesting"¨Bring back submarine racing!

 

[artie]

And after 50 years of marriage we are still as besotted with each other as we were on the day we wed.
I know on which side of the ledger I'd rather be..

It's a joke thread.

 

[dzj]

 

[nickds1]

I KNOW the pain...

 

[Doug B]

 

[Cozzer]

Just had to yell at a couple of kids down by the riverside, because they were cobbing rocks and pebbles at the birds down there.
Yes....
It was simply a case of leaving no tern unstoned...

 

[Doug B]