Joke Thread 4

[stuart little]

I know it's a joke, but that turbine might work better if it wasn't directly in front of a wall.

The blades face the other way to catch the back draft!?

 

[Doug B]

 

[Jaco]

 

[Doug B]

 

[dzj]

Any similarity is purely coincidental

 

[kinverkid]

 

[GuitardoctorW7]

So last night I got home, to find the Cat had caught a bird and had ripped all its ar*e feathers out, it looked a state. I took it in and wrapped it in a towel as it was obviously in shock. I then had the bright idea of using super-glue to re-attach the feathers as they use it in surgery now.

F**k me the rubbish that Google throws out when you look up “Tail a Swift”

 

[Stan]

You do know that when your cat brings you a half dead bird, it's not a present it's a warning, don't you?

 

[RobinBHM]

What is the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A = one is heavy the other is a little lighter

 

[Doug B]

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

 

[Jaydee]

 

[Max Mancino]

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In some cases manure spreader work best....

 

[Doug B]

 

[Robbo3]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Phill05]

Have you tried hitting"Report" on your listing? but do it with a smile on ya face it is a joke thread.

Mod Edit : thanks everyone who gave @MikeJ advice and especially this to simply "report" a post. That is the best way to reach all the mods rather than one who may simply be on holiday or busy - it's a nice weekend, the kids are all home at the same time for once, etc etc.

I understand why he resorted to this but I've cleaned up the thread as this is no longer necessary. It's likely just a SW glitch. No conspiracy
Thanks all, Sideways.

 

[Doug B]

 

[Dovetail]

Just to let all know - MikeJhn is being helped. The mods cannot fix this and I was not messaged.
Also, MikeJhn was helped via contact us, on Friday.