Joke Thread 4

[AES]

Just to let all know - MikeJhn is being helped. The mods cannot fix this and I was not messaged.
Also, MikeJhn was helped via contact us, on Friday.

Thanks for the update. Good to know. I (along with many other members I'm sure) do appreciate that being a Mod is both a thankless and time consuming task. NO sarcasm etc, intended.

 

[niemeyjt]

An Irishman, a Welshman and a Scotsman walked into a pub.

The Englishman should be in the joke also, but he is still supporting his team at Euro 2024 football.

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Pity. We'll get even more of it.

 

[Blackswanwood]

 

[Blackswanwood]

 

[Majimoto]

Well spotted
Once seen, can't be unseen
Maybe it's the cartoonist or the windmill designer who's
sitting in the chair.

That's the problem with posting on Workshop site. Technicalities are important!

 

[Blackswanwood]

 

[sploo]

It's so hot today that if Micheal Barrymore invited me to a pool party I'd probably go.

 

[Cozzer]

Just been asked to audition for one of our local bands, "The Prevention".

Not seen/heard them myself, but apparently they're even better than The Cure....

 

[Blackswanwood]

 

[Amateur]

 

[dzj]

 

[RobinBHM]

My grandfather died recently, he was one of the last people to have one of those pacemakers made of lead.

We buried him with a heavy heart

 

[Phil Pascoe]

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[Cozzer]

So, Princess Anne in bed with concussion...
A knock on the head, as opposed to the punk band...

 

[Doug B]

 

[Phil Pascoe]

That's why we have a corded phone and one satellite. My loved one loses them.

 

[JSW]

Get a new one

 

[paulrbarnard]

Get a new one

Replacing phones is much cheaper than replacing wives… DAMHIKT

 

[JSW]

Who mentioned anything about wives??