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stuart little
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That sure ain't no joke!
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Lol. That skip picture reminds me of when I was a student. There was a pizza place that allowed one free trip to the salad bar with your bowl. With sticks of celery as radial supports and lettuce leaves to fill in the gaps, I could easily quadruple what I could carry away from the bar in one go. Should have studied civ.eng.
My joke for today:
Q. What is the most dangerous part of a car?
A. The nut that holds on the steering wheel.
My joke for today:
Q. What is the most dangerous part of a car?
A. The nut that holds on the steering wheel.
Blackswanwood
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Dr Al
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Took me a second - American mispronunciation humour (or should that be humor)
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John Brown
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To be fair, we generally don't pronounce it the way the Dutch do. Most Brits say it to rhyme with "cough". The Dutch sound more like they're suffering from one.
Blackswanwood
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An old fella was celebrating 92 years on this earth.
He spoke to his toes:
"Hello, toes." He said. "How are you? You know, you are 92 today. Oh, the times we've had! Remember how we walked in the park in the summer every Sunday afternoon? The times we waltzed on the dance floor? Happy Birthday, toes!"
"Hello, knees!" He continued. "How are you? You know you're 92 today... Oh, the times we've had! Remember when we marched in the parade? Oh, the hurdles we've jumped together. Happy Birthday, knees!"
Then, he looked down at his crotch. "Hello, Willie! You little bugger. Just think, If you were alive today, you'd be 92."
He spoke to his toes:
"Hello, toes." He said. "How are you? You know, you are 92 today. Oh, the times we've had! Remember how we walked in the park in the summer every Sunday afternoon? The times we waltzed on the dance floor? Happy Birthday, toes!"
"Hello, knees!" He continued. "How are you? You know you're 92 today... Oh, the times we've had! Remember when we marched in the parade? Oh, the hurdles we've jumped together. Happy Birthday, knees!"
Then, he looked down at his crotch. "Hello, Willie! You little bugger. Just think, If you were alive today, you'd be 92."
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