Joke Thread 4 (closed).

[Amateur]

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[Doug B]

 

[Blackswanwood]

 

[Doug B]

 

[artie]

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[JimJay]

@mc281 I hate to tell you this, but it clearly isn't all Latin to you either...

 

[Amateur]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Jaco]

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.

We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.
I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball ... stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.
That's when I made my mistake.
"What did you do?", asks the doctor.

Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"

 

[John Brown]

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.

We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.
I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball ... stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.
That's when I made my mistake.
"What did you do?", asks the doctor.

Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"

That's amazing! Exactly the same thing happened to my brother in law!

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

 

[trvlr]

That's a violin representation of the 7 out 10...

 

[Sachakins]

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That's a very cymbal assumption to make...

 

[Amateur]

 

[Amateur]

 

[Daniel2]

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We so need a groan emoji...

 

[Doug B]

 

[mc281]

We so need a groan emoji...

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[Doug B]