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Doug B

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3 Oct 2023

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Doug B

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Alex H

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Cordy

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5 Oct 2023

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When I ordered coffee in Starbucks I gave a false historic name.

Minutes later the Barista shouted "Coffee for Spartacus"

12 people stood up....

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MorrisWoodman12

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Blackswanwood

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Doug B

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5 Oct 2023

#807

Robbo3

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6 Oct 2023

#808

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Amateur

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6 Oct 2023

#809

Alex H

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6 Oct 2023

#810

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loftyhermes

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6 Oct 2023

#811

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Blackswanwood

Still Learning

6 Oct 2023

#812

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John Brown

Freeloading Social media influenza

6 Oct 2023

#813

Blackswanwood said:
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Interesting. William Cobbett wrote about the evils of tea drinking and the virtues of beer back in the nineteenth century. Finally social media has caught up!

Doug B

Shy Tot

6 Oct 2023

#814

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Amateur

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6 Oct 2023

#815

Doug B

Shy Tot

6 Oct 2023

#816

Alex H

Established Member

7 Oct 2023

#817

Found out something amazing tonight that I didn't know.

You know ponds with Koi carp in them?

One in every four Koi is fake.

Your A Koi, B Koi and C Koi - all real.

The fourth one is a D Koi.

Alex H

Established Member

7 Oct 2023

#818

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Junah

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7 Oct 2023

#819

Tris

What am I doing here?

7 Oct 2023

#820

If your alligator is broken is that a reptile dysfunction?

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