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An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things..."

"One. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat."

"Two. The bouncer is a blonde girl."

"Three. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate."

"Four. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter."

"Five. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler."

"Now... think about it seriously... do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?"

The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times."
 
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