Joke Thread 4 (closed).

[Sachakins]

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What's worse that cut isn't at 90°,

 

[Alex H]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Blackswanwood]

 

[Blackswanwood]

 

[Ozi]

You mean nodding off concrete that collapses and cladding that catches fire?

Now, Now give the Accountant some credit

 

[Amateur]

 

[stuart little]

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Brings back memories of cutting sheet metal on a guillotine - OOPS - where's the ed of me tape gorn?!

 

[kinverkid]

 

[niemeyjt]

My next-door neighbour was throwing bags of salt and pepper all over his firewood stack.

He'd been told you should only burn wood that's been seasoned.

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

 

[The_Yellow_Ardvark]

 

[Doug B]

 

[dzj]

 

[Alex H]

 

[Fergie 307]

Or
At a loss to think of an original surprise present for the wife, I took a sneaky look at her browsing history and got her this. I hope she likes it.

 

[PhilTilson]

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Not often I have to do a Stuart, but this one's passed me by!

 

[Jaco]

I'm having a Stuart too on that one

Even I got that one

 

[artie]

Not often I have to do a Stuart, but this one's passed me by!