What World Cup? There must be many.A Scotsman, Welsh man and an Irish man go into a pub. There's normally an English man but he was at the World Cup.
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by certain of
life's encounters.
While attending a marriage encounter weekend, Walter and his wife Ann listened to the facilitator declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."
Then, addressing the men, he asked, "Can you name and describe your wife's favourite flower?
Walter leaned over, touched his wife Ann's arm gently and
whispered, "White Wings, self-rising, isn't it?"
And thus began Walter's life of celibacy.
Subject: Charles & Camilla's Wedding Night.
>> It is reported that on their wedding night the
>>following took place: As Camilla was making last-minute
>>preparations to walk down the aisle, she found that her shoes were
>>missing. She was forced to borrow her sister's,
>> which were a bit on the small side.
>> When the day's festivities were finally over, Charles
>>and Camilla retired to their room, right next door to the Queen's
>>and Prince Philip's. As soon as Charles and Camilla were inside
>>their room, Camilla flopped on the bed
>> and said "Darling, for God's sake get these shoes off.
>>My feet are killing me."
>> The ever-obedient Prince of Wales attacked the right
>>shoe with vigor, but it was stuck. "Harder!" Camilla yelled.
>>"Harder!" "I'm trying, darling!" The Prince yelled back. "It's just
>>so bloody tight!" "Come on! Give it all you've got!"
>> There was a big groan from the Prince, and then
>>Camilla
>> exclaimed, "There! That's it! Oh that feels good!, Oh
>>that feels SOoo good!"
>> In the bedroom next door, the Queen turned to Prince
>>Philip and said, "See? I told you, with a face like that she had to
>>still be a virgin."
>> Back in the bridal suite, Charles was trying to pry
>>off the left shoe. "Oh, my God, darling! This one's even tighter!"
>>exclaimed the heir to the throne. At which Prince Philip turned to
>>the Queen and said, "That's my boy - Once a Navy man, always a Navy
>>man!"
Andthe best!The original
It's the way you say it
I have it on a CD + other Hoffnung 'stories'.Thanks. "I KNEW that I knew his name" when I first read the above. But I couldn't get beyond Gerad (and thought it was probably Gerald). (I believe is was a speech he made at either Oxford or Cambridge University). I have a recording of that somewhere (on an open reel tape - !!! - but have nothing to play it on these days).
And I see from the comments attached to the YouTube clip you posted Yojevol, that "it was already 30 years old when Hoffnung stole it". (Don't know how true that is).
Thanks a great reminder of my yoff (which was already tickled by Jaco's post).
The bricklayers tale was my immediate thought too. Very funny.The original
It's the way you say it
I have one like that!
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