Joke Thread 4 (closed).

[Thingybob]

And there lies the secret of democracy.

Picking the lesser of two evils. One of the oldest tricks in the book.

Just after problem, reaction, solution.

Here we go again

 

[Doug B]

 

[Robbo3]

 

[John Brown]

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Natural stupidity seems like a strange thing to boast about. Americans and religion are a dangerous combination.

 

[Doug B]

 

[dzj]

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Kids nowadays don't know what riboflavin is.

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Nor do most adults.

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Yorkieguy]

 

[Vulcan]

 

[Doug B]

 

[Cabinetman]

So is Sanderz Poohs Surname? I can’t recommend it as an occupation really, it must be awfully messy.

 

[Doug B]

Surely everyone knows Pooh is his surname as in Winnie the Pooh, as for Sanders…. well you’d need to read the book.

 

[TRITON]

I found a great yolk separator in the charity shop the other day. Works a treat.
Not sure what the padlock is for though, eggs arent that expensive

 

[Cozzer]

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Made me smile, this...
I seem to remember that it was the HP Sauce bottle in my case!

 

[Vulcan]

I strongly suspect it’s going to be six?!

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Easy to make it seven.

 

[John Brown]

I found a great yolk separator in the charity shop the other day. Works a treat.
Not sure what the padlock is for though, eggs arent that expensive

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I'm with Stuart. WTF is that?

 

[Vulcan]

Easy to make it seven.

Yes!

 

[Keith Cocker]

I strongly suspect it’s going to be six?!

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No, In case you hadn't noticed the Tories lost this time.