Joke Thread 4 (closed).

[John Brown]

Read the joke.
It doesnt mention trunk.

Let's be honest, elephants don't talk either.

 

[kinverkid]

 

[Tris]

Let's be honest, elephants don't talk either.

Tell that to the pink one I saw last night

 

[Doug B]

 

[RobinBHM]

 

[nickds1]

 

[Amateur]

Let's be honest, elephants don't talk either.

Yes they do.
We all know they make trunk calls

 

[Amateur]

 

[stuart little]

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I guess you have to be a certain age

 

[Phil Pascoe]

I'm with you for once.

 

[Vulcan]

 

[Stan]

A balanced diet... is a pint in each hand.

 

[JSW]

I'm with you for once.

 

[Phil Pascoe]

It's a joke thread, not a pub quiz question.

 

[dzj]

 

[Cozzer]

Hmmmm.....
Ye Gods.

"Divided by a common language".






Yo.

 

[Cozzer]

"Morning, boss....won't be in to work today...think I've got a touch of the alice...."

"Alice? What's that, then?"

"Not sure, boss...but Christopher Robin went down with it..."

 

[trvlr]

now that one "is" rather good - to put it mildly...

 

[kinverkid]

 

[Vulcan]