Five favourite quotes.

[niall Y]

William Blake - " If a fool persists in his folly, he will become wise"...

This has always struck me as being open to two different interpretations Either the fool eventually realises his folly and becomes wise, or, his folly is perceived as the new wisdom.

 

[TRITON]

"I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the way it smells"
Richard Pryor.

 

[Phil Pascoe]

Rodney Marsh to Ian Botham in an Ashes match: “So how’s your wife and my kids?” Ian Botham’s reply – “The wife’s fine. The kids are ******** !”

re tards.

 

[MikeJhn]

Sign outside a pub "Free beer here tomorrow"

 

[DavidRa]

- Your darkest hour is only 60 minutes long
- Everything will be ok in the end, if it’s not ok it’s not the end.

 

[Doug B]

 

[Trainee neophyte]

Two that go together:

"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent" - Hari Seldon, (Isaak Azimov, Foundation).

“Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.”​

― H.L. Mencken, Prejudices First Series

 

[Superduner]

Mr Churchill you are drunk.
Lady ****** you are ugly, but in the morning I will be sober.

Astor?

 

[Superduner]

As you get older never trust a fart, never miss the chance to have a pee and never waste an *rection

 

[graduate_owner]

As you get older never trust a fart, never miss the chance to have a pee and never waste an *rection

I first heard that from Billy Connolly

 

[Superduner]

I first heard that from Billy Connolly

Me too, but I don't suppose he reads this forum