Women. Who needs 'em...

[woodhutt]

Found this among SWMBO's shopping yesterday.

Throwaway women? Sounds like a market winner...
Pete

 

[sunnybob]

I'll take a dozen! (packets of ten that is) :roll: (hammer)

I'm safe, she would never read this forum in a million years. 8)

 

[Lazurus]

So whats the difference to a mans razor (I guess they are pink?)

 

[sunnybob]

Thicker blade to cope with leg hairs...... apparently :roll:

 

[Bm101]

So whats the difference to a mans razor (I guess they are pink?)

They are self lubricating.

 

[woodhutt]

I'll take a dozen! (packets of ten that is) :roll: (hammer)

I'm safe, she would never read this forum in a million years. 8)

No problem Bob. Do you prefer blondes or brunettes? Or perhaps you'd like to try the new Variety Pack? :lol:

 

[Trainee neophyte]

So whats the difference to a mans razor (I guess they are pink?)

They are self lubricating.

No.
No, no, no, no, no.

Just....no.

 

[Nigel Burden]

Jeeez , you lot seem to know a lot about women's products.

Nigel.

 

[Phil Pascoe]

I did see an item marketed for callous removal ...

 

[DBT85]

So whats the difference to a mans razor (I guess they are pink?)

Somehow they are more expensive. For reasons.

 

[Phil Pascoe]

So whats the difference to a mans razor (I guess they are pink?)

They're not meant for disposable men.

 

[Bm101]

So whats the difference to a mans razor (I guess they are pink?)

They are self lubricating.

No.
No, no, no, no, no.

Just....no.

What? it says it right there on the packet?

 

[MikeG.]

So whats the difference to a mans razor........

Sharpening, of course. There's a stone only found in a single sacred cave in the Mountains of the Moon which is the only possible thing you can use to sharpen a men's razor. Obviously. You lubricate it first with sweat from the brow of a pre-pubescent sasquatch, and strop afterwards on a strip of leather from the hide of a sabre tooth lion, using dodo droppings as a polishing agent.

 

[Trainee neophyte]

What? it says it right there on the packet?

Oh! You meant the razors. Now I feel silly.

 

[Steve Maskery]

And on other packets...

I found a box of screws in the cupboard yesterday proclaiming that they create a strong and permenant bond. Yes, sic, really.

And on a tin a paint:
Stir well before use.
Surely it should read :
Stir immediately before use?

And on lots of things:
Keep away from children.
Always very sound advice in my experience.

 

[woodhutt]

Sharpening, of course. There's a stone only found in a single sacred cave in the Mountains of the Moon which is the only possible thing you can use to sharpen a men's razor. Obviously. You lubricate it first with sweat from the brow of a pre-pubescent sasquatch, and strop afterwards on a strip of leather from the hide of a sabre tooth lion, using dodo droppings as a polishing agent.

Mike. You've stopped taking your tablets again, haven't you? What did the doctor tell you...?

 

[SammyQ]

MikeG admitted to "licking his palms" in another thread over on WH2...definite pill avoidance... :-"

Sam

 

[selectortone]

Old Dorset saying: "What a life without a wife, and what a b*astard with one."

I lost my wife to cancer 16 years ago. She was only 53. Absence may make the heart grow fonder, but I know what option I'd prefer, given the choice.

 

[woodhutt]

Sorry to hear that, mate. My digs at womanhood only come from the secure position of having a missus who is also my best friend. We celebrate our Golden Anniversary in September and I can only imagine how I'd feel in your situation.
Pete