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NazNomad

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... to see the Amish christmas lights tonight.
 

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lol. My sense of humour Naz.

Mate sent me the christmas lights in Bromley recently. My old home town. Maybe the Amish have the right idea. :wink:
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Yep, looks like someone really 'turned on' those light this year. :-/
 
The worrying thing is the money that's ploughed into some of these lights.
 
jimmy_s":a1po9xku said:
looks like a real **** up.

I think that it is all just a phalicy me sen :? :?

And the other one is just saying knickers to all at this time of celibation :roll: :roll:

That reminds me of the story of how the catholic church became celibate.

About 600 years back the bible, the word of god, was rewritten and several hundred years later a groupe of monks had the job of doing another rewrite from the original manuscripts.

One of the young monks was working away when he noticed a slight difference in one of the words he was writing. It was difficult to make out what it was so he called over one of the manager monks to help him.

After a long deliberation there was a sudden yell and a scream from the manager monk, who fell to his knees crying his heart out and soaking the floor with his tears!
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All of the other monks came running to see what the disturbance was and to try to comfort the distraught manager monk. But they just could not get him to stop wailing and crying. Eventually the calmed his a little and gently started to question him. They eventually asked him why he had become upset so suddenly and through his tears he just said the word celibate over and over again. They asked him why he kept on repeating the word and after a couple of hours he totally broke down and told them that the original word was celebrate and that when the first rewrit had been done the monk all those hundreds of years ago had missed out the 'r'.

So now you know why the catholic church is celebrate :twisted: :twisted:
 

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