"Secondly...where's Alf, and when's she coming back? - Rob"
Assballutely, Oh Mighty Wilton Wood Guru!*
Dear Lady, please return! We miss your turn of phrase; and it's not too much to say we are pining for you...should we make a trunk call? upon what barque did you sail away?...have you branched out to summat new? Or, should we leaf you alone?...C'Mon Alice dear, speak up quickly before I inflict a second round of contrived, cringe-worthy rubbish on an otherwise lovely thread! [-o< [-o<
* Is it just me...or did that phrase sound just a wee bit like Marc Bolan to anyone else?
Sam, who's just an out of date trendy at heart.....