The things your parents said to you...

[woodhutt]

My Grandmother always said. Look after your knees you will miss them when they are gone.

My Grandfather always said. When you have sex always wear a condom, if she will have sex with you she will have had sex with anyone

You could tell which one was in the Navy can't you.

Just out of interest, what ship did your Grandma serve on?

 

[ps.harris80]

Sorry don't know, it was during the First World War and he never spoke of it

 

[Cozzer]

Sorry don't know, it was during the First World War and he never spoke of it

Oh dear....

 

[glenfield2]

My old man always said “let the saw do the work”.
So as soon as I could afford it I went and bought an electric one.

 

[Dibs-h]

Someone said that to me wish I had listened!!

Sadly they said the opposite & I wish I hadn't listened - but thankfully it didn't last.

 

[Cozzer]

Just remembered another of my mother's irritating ones....

"Mum, have you seen my [insert required item]?
"Why, what are you wanting it for?"
I would then give the reason why the desired item was needed, before she'd reply....



"No."